After deciding on our rock band name we next needed a few fans and groupies and so we asked everyone during our Valentines Day 2007 Competition why they wanted to join our Rock Band!
It's not often the Gods are speachless but with so many mortels wanting to join our Rock Band we have decided to award ten of them with honoury Rockmantic Godsarians of Love status and have named a rose and a greek god or goddess after them to boot! See you all at our first gig!
Mandy Bowyer A.K.A. Beeros
I am beeros, ale and hearty, I cannot sing but I love to party!
Paul Shelbourne A.K.A Pan
I should be in the band because my name is Pan and I am the son of Hermes. As the god of goatherds and shepherds I am mostly human in appearance but have goat horns and goat feet. An excellent musician who plays the pipes I am merry, playful and am always in pursuit of one of the nymphs but am always rejected because I am ugly. My name is the basis for the word "panic". There are two differing explanations for this. The first is that i was present when Zeus defeated the Titans and claimed that it was my yelling that caused the Titans to flee. The second is that I had to flee when I never bought my wife roses on Valentines Day.
Patricia Edwards A.K.A. Clio
I can't dance and I can't sing, but like The Godsarians I got plenty of bling
Shirley Harpley A.K.A. Hera
I want to join the smiley happy people.
Helen A.K.A. Demeter
Only if you all ‘rose’ to fame!
Glenys Nunn A.K.A. Thalia
As a baby I rocked in a cradle, when I'm old I'll rock in a chair, now I'm stuck in middle age please let me rock in your band.
Rob Hurd A.K.A. Ares
The Beetles were rejected at first , they were told they wern't good enough! Mistake! Personally I want to be in the Godsarians because even I can see that they are a top band which the world is waiting to meet!
Maura Coyle A.K.A. Athena
Because it's no myth that the Godsarians are simply Legendary!
Lottie A.K.A. Euphrosyne
So I could throw a tv out of the hotel window! tee hee!
Angie Smit A.K.A. Pandora
Cos I'm a hip and happenin chick!! Albeit of the prehistoric type...
The following are all our "Valentines Day 2007 Why do you want to join our Rock Band Competition" entries :-
- ...because I thought I'd never come across a band with a cheesier name than my own (Cakey Face), but you might have topped it!
- 2 spread the sound of luv everywhere!!
- 5 words - LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
- A Guns & Roses fan am I ,please make this man a happy Guy
- A MOMENT OF MADNESS!
- A 'scent'-sational band is all I need, the sweet smell of success is guaranteed.
- After all those gods, you need a little devil !
- ageing chic, wrinkles and all, can dance and boogie with them all.
- Ageing hippies deserve a second chance
- ahhhhhhhhhh good question
- All the other wannabes are APOLLOing and my talent is TITANic!
- Although good on my own, I look best in a bunch. My thorny side is best suited to rock. I'm a budding star.
- always fancied myself as a rock chick
- Always wanted to be a drummer
- always wanted to be on stage,,,but not cleaning it...
- always wanted to sing in a band
- Angry gods are plentiful but a god of peace that should be me.
- Any rock band would do, I missed out when I was younger
- Apart from me loving rock, it has always been my dream to join a rock band, I've played guitar since a young age but as my parents would only buy me a classical guitar and gave me classical guitar lessons I never learnt the type of music I wanted to and as such didnt keep up playing. I can still play and I love playing but I can only play small guitar riffs now and my dreams of joining a rock band have faded with my skills : (
Aphrodite, Eros? Who better to complete the band than Kirk Bevins!!!
- As a baby I rocked in a cradle, when I'm old I'll rock in a chair, now I'm stuck in middle age please let me rock in your band.
- as a drummer, and as Aphrodite has hurt her wrists i'm sure I can fill in! Just
- As a God myself, Nep-TUNE. I can create Nep-TUNES & Rhythms of great power and emotion. (And even though I live in the sea, I don't smell of fish).
- AS A HIP ROCK CHICK AND TONE DEAF WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
- As a rock monster I could balance out all the gods
- As Dire Straits said, I want the money for nothing and the chicks for free!
- as i think it would be something different to put onto my cv.
- as i'm now more of a rock chicken than a rock chick it would bring back memories of my youth.
- as no one else will have me
- As you get too be as crazy as you want and not feel like you have gone bonkers. In addition it looks really cool.
- At 35 my opportunities to wear leather trousers at least once are rapidly running out (although lets be honest that may well be a good thing)
- BE IT ROCK & ROLL; BE IT LIVELY SOUL; I LAP IT UP AND GIVE IT MY WHOLE!
- Beacause i deseved it
- beacuse it's bound to be much more fun than singing alone in the car, the only place my family allow!!
- BEAT MOVERS
- Beats dancing in the sand, Beats walking hand in hand, Need to hear the sound and the music all around, Oh, wouldn.'t it be grand to be in your Rock Band.
- beats working in A&E
- becasue I am a rock chick
- becasue i like roses nearly as much as you.
- becaue I'm jivey and lively and you'll soon see demand when I'm in your band
- because I crave alittle excitement as I rock through my mid life crisis
- Because I love Rock and Roll Baby
- because 60's chicks can't help it
- because a perfect day is with my girl in my arm and my guitar in the other
- because divorce is a killer and life is for living.
- Because Eros has to go as Cupid's taking over.
- Because every little boy wants to learn to play guitar so he can pick up all the chicks and be a rock'n roll star.
- Because God gave Rock and Roll to us!
- Because God gave Rock'N'Roll to us..
- because i like it
- Because I LLLLLLOVE SINGING
- because I love to rock and roll
- Because I am 70 years old, grandmother of 4, have tried a lot of things in my life but being in a Rock Band was not one of them so would like to give it a try although I have a tin ear.
- because I am a geologist
- Because I am a Greek God of rock
- Because i am a guitarist who loves to be on stage and play in front of people! I go crazy when im on stage and love the thrill of it all!!
- because I am a luurve God- dess
- Because i am a rock chick !
- Because i am a rock chicken....
- Because I am a yummy 57 with a passion for rock music - I can rock with the best of them (even with a dodgy hip)
- Because I am an ageing rock chick and this might be the last chance I get!
- because I am an old rocker!
- because I am as mad as a hatter
- Because I am cool!!!
- because I am going to the same place as you!
- Because I am in the right age group---late 50's to early 60's
- Because I am Juno, Roman Queen of Gods and Zeus needs his Queen!
- Because I am just so crazzzzy!!!
- because I am Ma'at, the goddess of truth, justice and especially harmony.La La La I am reknowned for maintaining balance on earth and your band needs me for my wonderful harmonies
- Because I am Medusa...! Pick me to see!
- Because I am nearly 42 and don't care what people think of me anymore - as long as I am enjoying myself!!
- because I am probably not going anywhere either!!!!
- because I am redescovering myself and I want to be a wild child and rock!
- because I am Rocking
- because i am the best xxxx
- Because I am the best
- because I am the Goddess Karasi, the maternal essence the band needs
- because I am the mother of Iris (Goddess of the Rainbow) and she'd find it cool to have her mortal mother amongst the Gods.
- because i am the oldest love rocker in town.................
- Because I am the quintessential Rock Chick!
- Because i believe in a thing called love!! cheese xxx
- because i believe in a thing called love!
- because i believe in a thing called love!
- because I can play a mean comb and paper get down
- because i can screeech with the best of them
- Because I can sing!!
- because I can spell and you lot can't....
- because i can't play a thing or sing
- because i cant sing a note and my husband would find it hilariouse to see me in a rock band
- Because I can't sing but I know how to have a good time.
- because I can't sing I can't play but I can rock
- because I can't sing or play an instument.
- because I can't sing or play any instruments and would like to learn after 59 years.
- BECAUSE I CAN'T SING, I CAN'T DANCE BUT BOY DO I LOOK THE PART!
- because I can't sing
- because I can't sing
- because i collect rocks silly!!!!!
- because I could help you going nowhere in the music industry
- because I don't believe in the guns, but do in the roses.
- because I get wierder as I get older and it seems a shame to waste it!!!!!
- Because I have a van and could provide transport, at a cost of course. Plus I play a mean tambourine.
- because I have been a rock chick since I was 14, so thats 20 years..... scary!!
- because I have been a rock chick since I was 14, so thats 20 years.....
- Because I have grown to love Rock Music because of my husband.
- because I have the X factor!
- Because I just love to make sweet music!
- because I lead a sedimentry life....
- Because I like a bit of Lover's Rock
- Because I like them cannot sing!
- because i look nothing like bon jovi
- because i love music and music somehow likes me...
- because i love people who feel the love,and know to enjoy it.this is why i love to be in your ROCK BAND
- Because I love people, and I think it would be AWSOME! and I can grabb anyones attention.
- Because I LOVE Rock & Roll!
- because i love rock and roll
- BECAUSE I LOVE TO ROCK
- because I love to rock
- because I love to rock
- because i love to sweat and dance
- because i m useless
- because I make a good guitar smasher
- because I need some regular enjoyable movement.
- Because I play the best air guitar!!
- Because I put the Rock into chic!
- Because I really can't sing, but I don't really think that matters in a rock band!!
- because I really enjoy beachcombing.
- because I rock & I'm tone deaf
- because I rock
- because i rock
- because i rock
- BECAUSE I ROCK ALL OVER THE WORLD
- because i rock and i want to roll it all out on the stage
- Because I ROCK and that is all that matters!!!!
- Because i rock like a chair.
- Because I rock man!
- Because i rock!!!!
- because i rock!!!
- because i rock!!
- because i rock!!
- because I rock!
- because i rock!
- Because I rock!
- Because I rock!
- Because i rock, my girlfriend is rolls and together we can make rock and roll.
- Because I rock. I'm a great drummer and screamer
- because I rock
- Because i rock
- because i t gives good prizes.
- Because I think that I am a Rock God when I am in my car singing along to some great '60s music - in my mind I have got talent, style and the slightly bedraggled looks that go with being a member of a successful Rock Band!
- Because I to want to go nowhere in the music industry!
- Because I TOTALLY ROCK!!!!!! (and i can actualy sing, which alwa>
Because I want my 15 minutes of fame!!!!!
- Because i want to be famous one day and have enough money to buy a house with a triple garage :)
- because I want to be in heaven
- Because i want to do something that counts in my life
- Because I want to live life to the full - everyday!
- because i want to make this longtime dream a reality, that is, of being a band member.
- Because I want to tell everyone who is willing to listen all about the 'L' word!!!
- because i was born to Rock
- because I was brought up in the Rock and Roll era
- because i will rock the world , just like my fiance rocks mine.
- Because 'I will rock you...ROCK YOU'
- because I would like to sing a soppy love song to the girl of my dreams
- because i,ve got the right stuff!
- because I`d like a band with a rock in it!
- Because I`m Ace!!
- because i`ve rock and roll style,and i`d lead by a mile
- because I'd be sure to leave you all shook up!
- because I'd be the worst singer in the history of rock bands
- because I'd like to feel I was 18 again and in a mad fab world!
- because if it is anythin as good as this company it will be amazing
- because i'll never make it as a footballer
- Because im 50 in Feb
- because I'm a bit of an exhibitionist (okay, I'm also tone deaf, but you can turn a blind eye to that one can't you, can't you?)
- because I'm a an undiscovered rock chick, with a very unusually quirky voice, if you like that sort of thing
- because i'm a cool lady
- because im a crazy goddess of love
- because im a little bit crackers ; )
- Because Im a party animal who likes to rock all night!
- Because I'm a rock 'Goddess'!
- because i'm a very rockmantic person
- BECAUSE i'M AN ARCHEOLOGIST!
- because I'm an attention seeker
- because I'm brill on the air guitar !
- Because I'm CD-uctive, pop-ular cool, making me a rock god, will make me top boy at my school.
- because I'm energetic, passionate about music and look good in tight jeans!
- Because I'm good on the cymbals
- Because I'm instru and mental!
- because im not a bad singer and im a crazy rock chick. woohoo!!
- Because I'm not bendy enough to be in an Elastic Band
- Because I'm off my rocker !
- because I'm probably as crazy as you
- because i'm such a terrible singer no one else wants me
- BECAUSE I'M SURE TOGETHER WE COULD MAKE ONE GOD AWFUL NOISE!
- Because I'm 'Thalia', . a lessor 'God' - known for the music of song, I bring 'joy' to any who hear me..
- because im the greatest lovegod of them all
- Because I'm tHORNY!!
- because im tone deaf and have no rythm so i would fit in perfectly
- because i'm tone deaf!!!
- Because i'm tone death and i'd love to be going no where with you guys in the music industry ;-)
- because im worth it
- because I'm young cool and full of loving!
- Because im your missing pebble baby!
- Because in my kitchen my air guitar is the best.
- Because in side this Yummy Mummy is a rock chic dying to get out!!
- because it has always been a dream of mine
- because it is something different ande I love singing and music
- Because it looks like you need a bit of glamour!
- Because it means a lot to my cat, Meetzy.
- Because it ROCKS !!!!
- Because it rocks !
- Because it sounds like a great crew and i was in a band where we had fun, thats more important than anything else, great fun and good music lives
- Because it sounds like fun!
- Because it would be my fantasy to be with all those love Gods!
- Because it would embarrass my children to bits.
- because it would make me so cool in my childrens eyes
- because it would make us belly roll and be a great memorie
- Because it would top off the perfect present for valentines day!
- because it'd be loud enough to drown out my out-of-tune singing?
- Because it's awesome, obviously.
- Because it's filled with Greek Gods!
- because its great to make sweet music
- because it's no myth that the Godsarians are simply legendary!
- because it's only rock and rose, but I like it!
- Because I've always been a frontman without a stage.
- Because I've always wanted to sing and dance and move all over the world!!!
- Because I've decided to grow old disgracefully!!
- Because I've got the hair for it! - I can't sing though, but then you can't have everything.
- Because karaoke just isn't cutting it
- Because kurt Bludgeon is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Because like Queen said 'We will rock you !!'
- because love is rock and roll
- Because Love Rocks!
- Because Love Rocks!
- Because love rocks!
- Because love rocks!
- Because love Rocks...
- because love rocks
- Because madness is fun!
- Because mums rock!
- Because music is essence of love!
- Because music is my Achiles heel
- Because music is the food of love - so let's rock on!
- because music is the food of love and I adore music, food and love
- Because music is the food of love,and I'm the chef of the kiss and caress.
- because Music is the start of Love.
- because music is the voice of lurve !
- BECAUSE MUSIC MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
- Because muttering and stuttering is the 'new IN sound' at the moment!
- because my bass guitar playing goth would die if she saw ME in a rock band
- Because my boyfriend and I met in a band-he's a great bass player and I sing
- Because my heart rocks when i am in love
- Because my inner goddess wants to 'ROCK OUT'!
- because my Mum would hate it...!
- Because my Rockmantic hairbrush microphone and Godsarian air guitar are getting a bit long in the tooth with over use!
- because no one would make people happier
- because nobody else will have me.
- because of love, sex and rock and roll!
- because oldies rock too! (to other oldies anyway!)
- Because our love rocks the spot
- Because our new baby son rocks and love rocks our world!!!!!!!!!
- because rock and roll is in my soul
- because rock and roll rocks
- Because rock and rose is here to stay
- Because Rock is like the centre of the earth.......its hot, wild and deep inside everyone !!
- Because rock music is blatently the best around and you definately want to see me rocking out
- because rock&roll is in my soul
- Because roses are red, violets are blue I want to bloom at rock just like you!
- because she loves me - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
- Because simply I am the true Goddess of Love and will bring a whole new pleasurable experience to the band
- because singing is my passion
- Because the Godsarians Rock!
- Because the Love Doctor needs to be on duty
- because the love is rocking when you sing the songs
- Because the only other way to say I love you - after Red Roses of course - is with the ultimate rock - a diamond. So I would be happy to be in a Rock Band called the Diamonds !!
- Because they are kool!
- Because they sound as mad as me!
- Because they're Greek gods if not rock gods!
- because this drummr wants to 'beat' all the other entrants
- because too embarrassed to audition for xfactor
- because Van Halen makes me 'Jump' and Bon Jovi 'Keeps my faith'
- because we both love to dance the night away
- because we'll be rocking all over the world
- Because when I get on the dance floor I ROCK!
- Because with all the beauty around me, some of it is sure to rub off on me!
- because without me you are nothing!!
- BECAUSE YOU ROCK!
- Because you can't Beat it!
- Because you definitely need a rose amongst those thorns.... :)
- because you look funky and fun with your smilie faces
- because you should do everything once
- because you wild things need an Artemis like me!
- because you'd be mad not to ... sing whatever is rocking in your soul
- because your mental!
- Because your rock band like your company would last because of its loyalty
- Because you're all extremely sexual beings, and I'd like to add to the sexual vibes :)
- Because, at my age, it's probably the last chance I'll get to prove I really can play the keyboard!
- Because, I believe, I believe, I believe in a thing called LOVE!
- because.......wait for it......LOVE ROCKS!
- Becausr from the front I still look like I have hair. But not for long.
- becouse i rock
- becoz i also am a rock star n ikn play guitar very well.
- becuase i cannot sing!
- better than joining the Standing stones
- Better there than in a rocking chair!
- blondie, chrissie hind and mick jagger were all my parents played when i was in the womb! i can out of my mother like * a bat out of hell !
- can i be a groupee as i`m tone deaf
- Can only play the triangle!!!!
- Can't sing can' dance but look good and mime beautifully
- can't sing, can dance, don'y think i stand much chance.
- can't sing, not much to look at - should fit into the pop scene really!!!!!!
- Caus a rock band isn't complete without a head banging chick!
- cause i can rock and roll with the best of them, moveover Robbie Williams
- cause I do !
- cause I love rock & a challenge!!
- Cause I play a mean cowbell!
- Cause I ROCK BABY!!!
- Cause I ROCK!!!
- 'Cause I suppose if I can't beat them I'd better join them!!
- cause I'm a rock chick at heart
- cause im brill
- CAUSE IM GOOD
- cause im nutty and fiftey
- cause its heavy metal dude !!!
- Celebrity of 40th Anniversary 13th Feb
- co-insedently i have just been shopping and bought a top with ROCK CHICK written on in glittery writing so it must be fate.
- cos everyone hates my singing
- Cos God made Rock n Roll beautiful!
- Cos I am an attention seeking cow!!
- cos I am an old romantic
- 'cos I am Hera, goddess of marriage, and wife of ZEUS!
- 'cos I am not too old to blow my own trumpet
- Cos I do a mean Tina Turner impression
- cos i got talent,lol
- cos i have the power
- cos I like to rock all day and roll with it at night
- cos I love rocks especially aniseed
- cos i love to rock and i rock to Love.
- Cos I must be able to do a better job than Donny Touret!
- cos I rock!
- cos i think diamonds rock
- cos I want to be a middle-aged rebel!! I feel it's about time I let my hair down!!!
- Cos I want to wear the special clothes only worn in a rock band!!
- cos Im sick of being a groupie!
- 'cos I'll try anything once!
- 'cos I'm a hip and happenin' chick!! Albeit of the prehistoric type...
- cos im a hot chick
- Cos I'm a rocker!!!
- Cos i'm chick with attitude who loves to groove
- cos i'm from edinburgh and they are famous for their rock
- cos i'm good at smashing up guitars !!
- cos im mad
- Cos I'm Simply the Best in ma Rock Band Vest
- cos i'm the quintessentially ultimate rock chick. oooh, and I play guitar, sing and drum too!!
- Cos it rocks!
- 'Cos it would make me look kuu-ell!
- cos its a band of PURE GOLD
- cos its the only band that would take me!!
- Cos limitation is the most pretentious form of prattery!!
- cos Music is the mood of love.
- cos our friends would have a good laugh at our age!!
- cos Rock and Roll will never die
- 'cos Rock Chicks Rock!
- COS THEY ARE HIP, COOL, AND CERTAINLY THE BEST LOOKING BUNCH I HAVE SEEN FOR A LONG WHILE!!
- cos what you need is an ageing rock chick!!!!!
- Cos you have cool names!
- cos you rock!
- cos youre off this planet
- cost we are two of the oldest swingers in town!
- could be a 'golden oldie' I suppose!
- coz i am the leadman in everything i do ! keith flyn says id set the place on fire
- coz i think i should
- 'coz i wanna rock with my love and there is no choice for that
- coz I'd love to rock till I drop with a band of love
- Coz I'm a lively middle-aged rock chick at heart :)))
- coz im a rock chick at heart!
- coz I'm pretty cool for a grey haired man !!
- coz its wicked
- Coz my hair is big and funky making me really punky!
- cus i always wanted to be a rock chic, however i'm not sure knocking 40 and going grey counts as rock chic anymore...!!!
- cus im square!
- Cuz I'm a not bad singer and my boyfriend can play the guitar pretty well too!
- CYMBALISING UNITY, WHAT A TREAT.
- did you see my response above am a rocker baby
- Do I?
- doesn't everyone want to be in a band?!
- don't want to grow old graefully
- Don't want to
- dream come true id be a hit, because its only rock and roll and i like it
- Drummer
- DRUMS, GUITARS, LOVE THE BEAT, CYMBALISING UNITY, WHAT A TREAT.
- Ear Us!
- ego-deflated,wardrobe-outdated,brighten-my-world,I'd-be-elated!!
- Erm, I don't...
- ERRRM IM NOT SURE I DO? BECAUSE IM FUN!
- Even if I don't win I could still sing!
- EVEN THE GODS NEED TO LOOK UP TO SOMEONE!!
- Every Rock Band needs a kazoo player
- Excitement and doing something totally different
- Fame and fortune
- Flirty at thirty, naughty at forty, still nifty at fifty.
- for a laugh
- For Chrissie Hind I'm a dead ringer and I'd love to be your backing singer!!
- For fun frolicking and adventure
- for my looks alone!
- for one last chance to let my hair down and roll
- for prize
- for sheer enjoyment and unwinding from all tensions and stresses
- For the fans baby yeah!
- for the fun of it
- for the non-stop fun
- For the same reason I believe in love.
- for the wow factor
- FREE comes from the DARKNESS of your HEART
- Full of love
- get me on the drums or I will beat it to a soft ballad
- God only knows! Must be something to do with a rose?
- Godsarians' are CD-uctive, pop-ular cool, invite from them makes me top girl at school.
- Godsarians! my nicknames jesus simple as that!
- Going deaf, but still can hear the boom boom.
- Golden oldie, no longer grey, swinging the night away..what more could you ask for..
- Greek names equals Greek Gods (apparently!!)
- groupies!
- grunge rules
- have always wanted to see what it was like to be a real rock chick and live life in the fast lane
Have fun and recognition
- Having only ever sung a drunken version of Ladies Night at karoake at my local I'm not sure I'm qualified. But will gladly help get the names of all the groupies for you??
- Hmmmmmm No idea!
- i wanna be in your band your band o yeaaar!
- I always get kicked off the karaoke !
- I am 60 in a weeks time & I have been rocking since the 60s
- i am a granny rocker
- I am a nurse but deep down I have always wanted to rock, but don't tell my Elderly patients!
- I am a quiet person who wants to make a lot of completely pointless noise
- I am an ex serving member of the Royal Air Force Regiment, their nickname, the ROCKS!
- I am beeros, ale and hearty, I cannot sing but I love to party.
- I am Ceres , lush and plentiful, nurture and nature.
- I am converting from air drums to the real thing
- i am granite and i roll like agate
- I am loving the Rock Music! Yeah!
- I am rock n' roll!
- I am still a rock chick at heart
- I am the female equivalent of Janus (hence alternative name spelling) and as such, I can open doors for you - unlike my male counterpart however I am not two-faced.
- I am the goddess Artemis as men are not able to tame me and I pose a threat by my resistance to conform
- I am unique
- I believe i should be in this band as i am a rock chick with a huge voice sexy and husky a pure rock goddess
- i can be a proper rock chick
- I can be Hera, the goddess of marriage and love and I'll be more than happy to sing those songs above!
- i can be the oldest rocker in town
- I can bring fun and my dress sense is great!
- I can croon a good love song or rock a great rhythm!
- I can crunch with the best with all my own teeth!
- I can live out my fantasy
- I can make all the noise I want on the drums.
- I can shake it with the best!
- I can sing, dance and be stupide. A show girl!
- I can't sing so rocks the only way to go
- I can't dance and I can't sing, but like The Godsarians I got plenty of bling
- I CANT SING CANT DANCE BUT HEY I CAN WHISTLE A GOOD TUNE
- I can't sing or play - perfect candidate!
- I cant sing or play music so i would be in your band for your amusement
- I can't sing so I figure the sound of guitars and drums should drown me out nicely
- I can't sing. I can't dance: I'd be perfect!
- I can't sing.
- I could add a bit of Egyptian love and be called Isis - the good of love in ancient Egypt!
- I could get to play on(or with?)the sex-cymbals!
- I could mesmorise everyone in sig
I could right the odd ditty or two and am brilliant at miming!
- I could sing with Apollo and make him so
I could spread the word of love through song
- I could squeal a good ride Sally ride..
- I could use a good laugh.
- i couldnt be cos my voice is so so so bad
- I don't but Bill's head hasn't told him that his body is getting old and he thinks he is a class mover!
- I dont really but I look Good so happy to stand and Mime!
- I don't!!!
- I don't, I'm far too old.
- I don't, I'm too old.
- I don't, thank you.
- I don't. I'm just answering because I want to win.
- I DONT
- i dont
- i dont
- I don't
- I don't
- I don't
- I don't
- I don't
- I don't
- I enjoy rock.
- I feel my mediocricy can only enhance the musical heights that you haveobviously scaled
- I hate rock bands.
- i have a wooden heart and to make it beat i have to do a lot of rocking.
- i have always wanted to play the drums in a band and in a rock band i think the drums make it complete
- I have always wanted to see what it was like to be a real rock chick and live life in the fast lane
- i have aspirations to be one of 'the stones'
- i have never been in one-- and it might just be fun!
- I have spent the last two years losing the rolls and now I'm ready to rock!
- I have the glaitz and glammer, and am a complete showman to the end
- I have the voice of an angel, the body of a Greek Godess, you would need to hire more security at your gigs!! Oh and I have starred on the Diva stage at T in the Park, 2006!!! Your band needs me!!!
- I just do!
- I know its only rock and but i like it like it yes I do..
- I like a good challenge
- I like inflatables
- i like the names of all the greek gods
- I love dressing up and can just see myself in the Clothes and Makeup of the era.
- I LOVE GROUPIES
- i love her
- I love music thats why....
- i love music&writre&sing songs
- I love music,I'm a star - pick me:I am
I love music
- I love performing.
- I love R 'n R and so does my partner, he would love to have his own band and play his music to the world.
- i love rock music , enjoy listenig to it ,
- i love rock
- I love the company of nutty people
- I love to be a lunatic
- I love to sing dance and I'm beautifull there are always new things to try out.
- I love to sing!!!!!
- I luv karaoke
- I may be an old mod from the sixties but Iv still got the grove!
- I missed out in the 60's and would like to make up for it now
- i must look better than keith richard
- I need some regular enjoyable movement!
- I need to break FREE
- I play a mean 12 string guitar and I can sing a bit!!!!
- I play a mean triangle.
- I play blues piano but have never performed
- I rock
- I should be allowed to join your band as I strongly believe I may be Warrington's best triangle player. Unfortunately I have absolutely no objective proof to verify this statement. Ding.
- I should be in the band because my name is Pan and I am the son of Hermes. As the god of goatherds and shepherds I am mostly human in appearance but have goat horns and goat feet. An excellent musician who plays the pipes I am merry,
I suppose you're never too old to rock n roll
- I think I could manage the band!!
- I think it's probably time you met your Nemesis,,,,,,
- i think my hubby to be looks like robbie williams so he's perfect for a rock
i think my hubby to be looks like robbie williams so he's perfect for a rock band!!!
- I think that the only rock band I would be interested is a Wedding Band with Diamond Rocks in it on our Wedding Day!!!
- I think the world should be able to see me play my sexy black Fender guitar while wearing nothing but a pair of red silk boxers, which may i add, i do own!
- I used to be a drummer in an all girl band and you don't find many good drummers like me around!
- I used to enjoy singing but have had m.e. for 11 years, however am getting stronger and would LOVE to fulfil my desire to sing in a band!!!
- i wanna be bad ,leather clad, and rock chick mad
- I wannabe a beatle
- I want have a Christams NO'1, whilst rock stars come and go, christmas number ones stick in peoples minds..
- I want my 15 minutes of fame before I die!
- I want my partner to be in your rock band because he is just one cool dude and he sings with an American accent!! (Despite being 100% British!)
- I want the adulation
- I want to act young again with no inabitions
- I want to bang those drums
- I want to be a God in my own lifetime!
- I want to be adventurous
- I want to be immortal
- I want to be in a rock band as I am not growing old gracefully.
- I want to be in a rock band because I could show my four teenage children that I know a thing or two about music too!
- I want to be in a rock band...Have always wanted to be centre stage.....instead of cleaning the dam thing..
- I want to be in your Rock Band because as a Sagittarian I am rulled by Jupiter who is Zeus mate. So please get me in :)
- i want to be in your rock band because i think without me it would just be a band because i am ROCK in the form of MAN!!!! oh and i look good in leather! wink wink !!
- I want to be in your rock band because im a hip young chic in need of a challenge and an exciting you outlook on life which the band could supply.
- I want to be in your rock band so I can pretend I have a great voice like Bon JOVI
- I want to be Mrs Rockerfella, not cinderella!
- I want to dance and eat flowers.
- I want to drum up the rhythm in me.
- I want to join the smiley happy people.
- I want to make a sweet noise that is heard throughout the world!
- i want to play guitar like pink floyd
- I want to show off my natural flair and talent!
- I want to sit back and listen to my daughter and husband doing a rock duet!
- I was born to rock --- seems a long time ago now, but the snow on the roof doesn't mean the boiler in the cellar is out !
- I was once mistaken for Elton john (on a railway platform in India).
- I was road manager for some very well known bands in the sixties, but never actually played on stage with any of them.
- I would be happy to change my name to Freya
- i would like to be a female rock love god
- I would like to say I rose to the occassion
- i would liove to but at 71 i think i might be a bit to old
- I would look hilarious in spandex and I have thin, long, curly hair
- i would love to be in it as i love rock music ans love that life , if i had the guts i would learn to play an instrument
- I would love to be in your Rock Band as I am the original rock chick and can belt out a song or two - reaching the finals of the local pub idol karoeke competition - Rock on!!!. I can also sport a fantastic quiff with my long blo
I would love to be on the stage........
- I would love to 'rock and rose' with the Gods!
- I would make both make Rocky Sharp, Gary Glitter and James Last
- I would never be unfaithful but the idea of all those women chucking their kickers. Really does it for me!
- I would Really Rock and Roll
- I write verses that would make phenomenal song lyrics, andf I have a message
- I,m an old Joe Cocker(Rocker)
- I;ve always wanted to be the lead air guitar player in a mime rock band
- I`d love to live a rock chick life,demanding plates of orange only smartees!
- I`m a rock chic just waiting to tick! I can sing and dance and do karoke too !
- I'd actually like for my husband to
''ID KEEP A SMILE ON MY DIAL WHILE ROCKING AROUND THE CLOCK
- I'd like to be in the band because it would make my dreams come true - a lifetime dreaming of rockin' and rollin'!!!!
- I'd like to be Nike goddess of victory! I'd also like to have my own groupies!
- I'd like to show my teenage daughter you are never to old to be a rock chick!
- I'd prefer a feather bed!!!
- if i cannot get to sleep,why should everyone else
- If music be the food of love, rock on!
- If music is the food of love then rock music is a feast for my ears.
- if you allowe d me to be in your b and that is the only way i would eve get in one legally noone lese would let tone deaf me anywhere near a band otherwise
- Ii have allways fancied myself as a drummer, and as Aphrodite has hert her wrists im sure i can fill in! Just like playing the rhythem in my heart! Right?...
- Ii have always fancied myself
- I'm a 60's child
- I'm a bit rusty but I'd like to be your geriatric drummer!
- im a love chick
- I'm a retiring rose that blooms when the music booms!
- I'm a Rock Chick-en
- Im a rosy posy of love
- IM A SECRET ROCK CHICK
- I'm a show-off
- I'm a very old rocker
- I'm ace on the comb and tissue.
- I'm all 'THOR' a great new sound
- im an old rocker from the 50/60's
- im an old rocker,so status quo watch out
- I'm brilliant on air guitar!
- I'm great with a triangle, (and I ain't talking Dairylea!)
- I'm on the musical highway to nowhere- a little inspiration could do wonders!
- I'm ready to rock the world!!!!!
- i'm really into spandex
- I'm sweet and ready to roll.
- I'm up for any experience - I've learned from my husband to 'grasp the moment'!
- I'm very good at playing the triangle!
- ime funky and i have grove
- Im'm a crazy Rock Chick in my soul- though i spend all day at the washing up bowl!!
- In am talented, sexy, sassy and gorgeous. I can bring my unique style to this band like no other.
- inlove it
- Instead of being Cinderella I could be Mrs Rockerfella
- Instead of going to the dogs I'd be playing with the gods.
- IS IT JUST ME, but it SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
- It sounds like great fun
- It beats being a groupie !
- it is great
- It might cure the athritis in my arms !
- It rocks!
- It sounds to me like your band needs a focal point, and I think that I could be that focal point
- it will be a good excuse to behave really badly.
- IT WON'T MATTER YOU CERTAINLY WON'T WANT ME!
- it would take me back to the seventies when life was less complicated
- it would be a crazy experience a lifetime achievement.
- It would be a mythological experience
- It would be blooming good fun!
- it would be fun and I would love to have a go on the drums.
- it would be fun
- it would be great to tour around the world and meet new fans and see you the fans go wild when the see you on standch and to see how much joy you can bring to them.
- it would be one of life experiences!
- It would be such fun and the noise would mask my not too good voice.
- It would mean that I'd be as agile a bopper as I was in the 1950s when it all kicked off.
- It'd be heavenly to play with the gods!
- It's cool and it ROCKS!!!
- It's a change from giving the duster a whirl,might even be the lead singer girl!
- It's a crazy little thing!
- Its a great way to get free underwear for the wife!
- It's a holiday of Love.
- It's a lurve thing
- its all greek to me!
- it's blooming brilliant!
- It's cool.
- it's really CooL, you KnoW! :)
- It's the nearest i'll ever get to playing with the stones
- It's verybodies right to have a crack at fame and take no blame
- Iv'e always wanted to be a rock chick!
- I've got a head like a huge blue M&M
- Ive never been in a rock Band
- I've played sax for a year and want the World to hear! (not just my dogs!!)
- Just because being a Godsarian looks more fun than being a hairy, scary 'un!
- just because
- Just for fun............
- just for the fun of it
- Just for the sheer hell of it!!!
- Just in case I ever bump into Sting or Justin Hawkins, I can say Actually, I'm in a band!
- Just to shock my daughters
- Life rocks
- Like Joe Cocker Iam an old rocker
- long live rock and roll
- Love is like a rock band, Heavy, deep and meaningful.
- Love Thing
- love to be a rock chic
- Lowestoft is the home of rock 'n' roll!!!
- Memories of the 60's.
- middle age body, rock chick mind
- missed it in th60s 70s 80s 90s so lets have a go ..now..
- most of the original rockers are my age now!!!!!!
- music is just a zing and the ivory's are my thing
- music is powerful and never more so if your rocking and rolling
- Music is the food of love!
- music is the food of love, I want to play on!
- music is the quickest way to my heart.
- music is the way to the hart
- my fingers drum, my feet tap and my heart sings, ,
- My mates would never get over the shock
- my mum always used to say if you lose direction in life turn to god, well with all the gods in the band i can't go wrong really can i !
- my music, it's said, could even rip van winkle out of bed!
- My name is Jane and like the god Janus I see two sides of everything - I think that would make me your perfect manager.
- My name is Narcissus and, on reflection, you'd be silly not to take me
- My partner could be my groupie!!
- My real name is TC, short for top cat and I am known around the alleys for my soulfull meows which are cooler than the cats pyjamas
- my son would but he is only seven.
- Never too old to be a Rocker !!
- no i dont want
- No thank you!
- no thanks
- no thanks
- No thanks
- no Thanks
- no thanks
- no
- No
- No
- Nostalgia, silly dreams and unrequited ambitions.
- not sure its all Greek to me
- Old rockin' rebels rock harder!!
- Old rockin' rebels rock harder!!
- Only if you all 'rose' to fame !
- Popular
- Right now my life is ROCKING!!!
- rock + roll is here to stay -being in a band would make my day
- Rock and roll forever!!!!!!!!!!
- rock bands rock and i would like to rock to.
- ROCK MUSIC GIVES ME A ROSEY GLOW AND MAKES ME LESS PRICKLY
- Rock 'n roll is here to stay, it will never die
- Rockin fun yeah!
- Scott by day, Tantalus by night, I'm wicked on drums, and daddy Zeus keeps
Sex drugs and rock and roll, Fortune and Fame everything else would seem quite tame!
- Smell of the greasepaint, roar of the crowd and a great opportunity to be loud! Loud! LOUD!
- So eveyone could hear just how bad I sound
- so i can ask him to marry me
- so i can be a Beatle again!
- so I can be a rock chic with a mike instead of a hairbrush
- So I can be rockin all over the Road
- So I can boast to my grandaughter that I am really 'hip'!
- So I can change my name from Joe, to something a little more 'God'-like
- So I can get on a stage and shake my thing and pretend I am a rock star!
- So I can have at least 1 claim to fame
- so I can legally play with an instrument! lol
- So I can play a real guitair instead of my air one
- So i can play air guitar!
- So I can play the tamborine and pretend i'm a star!!!!!
- So I can Rock for Hannah as she does for me - (soppy fool hey?)
- So I can rock my valentine to sleep
- so i can rock the socks of all the non believers!!
- so I can say I told you I wasn't past it!
- So I can show my boys that mums can rock too!!
- so i can sing a little ditty
- so i can sing a love anthem
- So i can sing of my love for my wife, and of course to ROCK ON!!!
- SO I CAN SING TO THE AUDIENCE
- so I can stay a big kid for ever
- so I can stay a big kid
- So I can wear leather trousers!
- so i can wear what i want when i want and look cool for it not frumpy and deranged
- so i could be a total dude
- so i could be the best air guitarist around!
- So I could do The Peppermint Twist (seaside rock flavour!)
- so I could headbandg the night away!
- so i could play the guitar ive always wanted to do that
- So I could rock your socks off
- So I could throw a tv out of the hotel window! tee hee!
- So I could travel
- so my kids would think im cool
- So that all the other band mates can call me Adonia, meaning extremely good looking! hehe
- So that I can be free & not concerned what anyone thinks of my behaviour
- So that I can rock any blues away!
- So that I can wear bling and look funky.
- So that one day I could be on stage with Robbie Williams
- So that the band could have a platinum selling album
- so we can make music together
- So you'll believe in me!!
- something new
- Sometimes you just need to let your hair down.
- sorry did not quite HEAR the question
- sorry, my accordion playing is so bad I would lower the tone!
- SPIRITS LOW FINANCES CHRONIC, IT WOUYLD BE THE PERFECT TONIC.
- Sxophonist please!
- Tell me honestly, would you be interested in anyone who didn't!!
- The Beetles were rejected at first , they were told they wern't good enough! Mistake! Personally I want to be in the Godsarians because even I can see that they are a top band which the world is waiting to meet!
- The best deserves the best!
- The best music is always your own.
- The Godsarians are the next big thing and I want some of that action! These Rock Gods have the talent and looks - you'll know it from the crowd's reaction!
- The live love in the fast lane
- The Love Gods can play music in my bedroom anytime!
- the love gods NEED ME, COS I AM A LOVE GODDESS
- The Loverock experience
- The music in my heart deserves to be heard by all!
- The music, it steals your heart, and your soul, too
- The Sensible Shoes
- then you could listen to the rhythm of our hearts
- there is a rock chick inside waiting to come out
- they are funny,nice,all of them are gud people and most importantly,they are entertaining.
- They hit the right beat (my heart)
- they look as loopy as me!!!!!
- They need someone cool to give the band presence
- They're the REAL Gods of Rock!
- To achieve a lifetime's ambition to be a singer!
- to bang a drum
- To bash on the drums.
- to bask in the glory of the gods!!
- To be a rock chick
- to be a star and travel afar
- to be a swinger
- to be loud
- To be outrageous at 60 (I never got the chance before!)
- to be realy funny and have a good time for all
- to be the oldest (yet young at heart) rockers in the band
- to become a rock god
- to do something totally different in my life.
- to dress up like a giant flower!!!!!!!!!
- to drum up some happiness for others
- To embarrass my son who's in one
- To empty the room quickly so we can be alone.
- To escape From my OAP body and relive my youth
- to feel as solid as a rock
- to feel love
- To follow the rhythm of my heart
- To fulfil an ageing (aspiring) rock stars dream
- To get that rock and roll feeling.
- TO GET THE REAL THING FROM YOUR SYNTHERSIZER!
- To give my five grandsons a good giggle!!
- to give people hope that they will find love, and to those that already have it maybe bring them a special memory.
- To go a bit crazy and wild for a night and dance and sing til dawn
- to grow older a little more disgracefully!
- to have a good beat to the music
- To have a wicked and fun time
- To heighten the melancholy of anticipation
- to help the BAND ROCK!
- to indulg my wild side
- to jam with the best, and headbang with the rest!
- To keep rock alive in my life and not let it slip away!
- To let my hair down
- To let my inhabitions go and have a rocking good time
- to let my love rock the world
- To let our hair down and sod the consequences!!
- To live among the Gods, who wouldn't!
- To look at all the people Who think I belive in a thing called love
- to make a complete fool of myself as i can't sing
- to make beatiful music
- to make music with love
- To make my dreams come true - All my dreams are full of rockin' and Rollin'
- to make my husband laugh
- to make others rock and roll.
- To make sweet music
- to make the band complete
- To make the number in the band even
- to make up the numbers :)
- To mix with the gods
- To offer a kilted dimension!
- To party!!!!!!
- To perform in front of thousands and to see everyone happy.
- To play Cupid for the night
- to proof that i am still a swing
- to prove I have talent
- To prove that one can be a Rock Chic at any age !
- To prove to everyone that I am not past it
- To pull the rock chicks from the sixties
- To regain my youthful exuberance
- To re-live my youth
- to revisit my youth
- To Rock and Roll of course
- to rock on
- To rock out the old love songs!
- to rock out
- to rock the night away in style
- to rock the night away
- to rock the socks off my wife!
- To Rock the world
- to see the expression on my 10 year old's face
- To see the look on our kid's faces!
- to shake my booty
- to shake my rattle and roll
- to shape and mound the sound and the mood
- to show everyone how awful i am at singing
- to show grannies can rock!
- to show i'm not just a mother but also a hot lover
- to show my four teenage kids I know a thing or two about music too!
- To show my friends and family that all my years of singin along to Abba have not been wasted
- to show my love that i am not an old fart over the hill (yet)
- To show that age really doesn't matter
- to show that being a mum, a grannie at 44, your not finished,lol
- To show that even in middle age we can still rock
- to sing to my husband,i cant sing though.
- To sooth the other frustrated artists
- To sort the men out from the boy's.
- to start to live again
- To supply the pythons - also called Zeus & Apollo!
- TO SURPRISE MY WIFE
- to swap my air guitar for a real one!
- to take you to the top
- to teach my husband rock and roll
- to tell the world im a crazy loved up rock chick!!!
- To watch peoples eyes dance when they hear good music
- to wear tight trousers
- to win the comp
- tone deaf [though I can mime] ....Like to be up there just one time
- too quite too long. lets rock to the end
- Ummm because my boyfriend likes rock music? i dont know!!
- We are both musical people. Michael is a pianist and we sing and travel in a group part time.
- we could rock around the clock
- We'd make you number one, a cut above Scissor Sisters.
- well cant sing but do know how to have fun!
- well it must be better than being in a Rubber Band?
- well who wouldn't want to be in a rock band associated with a florist, rock and baby - oh yeah
- WHAT BETTER WAY TO ROCK YOUR LIFE AWAY
- When I was a teenager, I thought I already would be a rockstar by now!
- when yours truly sings it'll tug the heart strings
- Who else could PUT the Pink into floyd, the U into 2 and the T into rex!
- Who me? Tone deaf mates - but love to meet them all
- Who said i did?
- who wouldnt want to be in such a cool band. There arent many times a mum of 4 would get to be kewel but if I were in the band I would be very cool and no longer an enbarresment to my children.
- why not im up for a laugh!!!!
- Why not? Life's for living and music!
Why not?
- why not?
- WHY NOT?
- Why not?
- why not
- Why not
- why not
- why the hell not?!!!!
- Why wouldn't I!?
- why wouldnt I?!
- Will bring good harmonies to a good rock band....
- WINNING NUMBER
- Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- yes
- yes
- you are never too old to rock
- You might be a little TO RAUNCHY FOR ME, BUT I DON’T CARE…
- You need an 'Athena' and I have the voice of a goddess!
- You only live once and the chance to do it would be amazing
- You should hesr me play the keyboard!!!
- Your blue roses match my hair ....
- you're never too old to rock
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